AHHHHHH!!! went to make myself a hot cup of lemon honey and suddenly a baby cockroach appearfromnowehereandchargedrightatme!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
in the midst of my panic, i still managed to gather some wits and HOIIIIICK!! plonked a plastic tuperware over the evil nasty creature!
mwahahhahahahahhahahaha. i felt so powerful suddenly, staring at it from across a plastic shield.
ppppfffffffftttttt!!!!!
then my elation left as quickly as it came as it dawned upon me that i may one day need to get rid of the creature.. i cant leave it in the container next to the sink forever right????? what if my auntie/uncle accidentally unleash the evil forces in the morning tomorrow???? the world that we know will surely come to an end... i cant let that happen!!!
but i cant bring myself to kill it. not that im overwhelmed by buddhist teachings on benevolence.. Buddha knows how much i want it dead. Squashed. Exterminated. -.-
As i stood there pondering over my limited options, my saviour appeared suddenly!!!
"AUNNNNTTTTIIE!!!!!!"
And the rest is history.
It is history. heh heh.
I did a victory dance as i walked back to my room, lemon honey in hand.
:)
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