Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Latest noose updates (read from bottom up)

dreamy is recovering, slowly but surely, from the dreadful flu.. as you can probably tell from the bo-liao-ness of this entry.. :p

750pm: Bouncy eyebags has reduced in size by 10% from the sheer volume of sleep dreamy is conscientiously accumulating. BUT analysts say that this 'market' correction will not last in view of the approaching june crisis. They believe the situation will worsen in the next few weeks when hours of sleep drop to make up for the decrease in output over the last few days.

707pm: World markets stabilised on the news of possible bailouts and USD$9,000 (S$12,400) beauty cures.

1310pm: World markets are speculating that there would be further deterioriation in eyebags situation. There are rumours being spread that the eyebags may be droopy on top of being bouncy, although head of IEF (International Eyebag Foundation) Dreamy declined to comment on the matter.

12pm: Investors scrambled in panic after the news of deterioriation of eyebags broke loose.

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